whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

sheeran-ships-larry:

am-i-perfectyet:

texasbrony234:

fancy-fangirl:

stussyking:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

Well that escalated quickly

When someone fucks with you on a bad day.

oh my god oh my god
he’s so casual about it too
oh my godddd

that’s me everyday

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

mothersgay:

hotanimegirl:

gif:

why was the math book sad?

had too many problems

fuck you

no need to be a calcuhater 

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

tyl3rwyl3r:

strider69:

so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”

and i just

This is so much better it’s ridiculous.

imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

c2ndy2c1d:

that’s the life i wanna live….